Unfortunately the last month escalated from the annoying visits to hospitals for scans, throughout the first half of the season, to admission to hospital on three separate occasions. Being discharged twice, only to be readmitted via ambulances both times is not a very pleasant experience.
It’s especially unpleasant when the reasons for heading back each time were violent vomiting and something that I hesitate to call a headache. My opinion now is that one has never experienced a headache until you have experienced the pain I had to endure.
When I was conscious enough to spend some time on my i-phone, I was able to Google ‘headaches caused by a spinal tap’ (leakage). I found many forums prompted by expectant mothers-to-be and new mothers. One contributor even commented that the headaches ‘were far worse than child-birth itself.’
So there you have it, a comparable point of pain for males and females alike. I would not recommend sampling the procedure voluntarily though. Plus, what I went through wasn’t preceded by nine months with the pleasure that instigates child-birth.
So what happened? I had a successful epidural injection in order to kill pain and allow me to bowl at the end of May. It then wore off by mid-June, so I organised another to get me through to the end of the season. Although not ideal, this had to be the case if I wanted to get re-signed for next season.
However, it went wrong. In layman’s terms the needle went too far into the back and punctured my spinal column. This causes the fluid that supports the brain and regulates pressure in the spinal column to leak.
The consequences of this type of error are a number of weeks laid on your back with horror headaches whenever you stand up. Of course the obvious answer would be to not stand up, however, have you ever tried being violently sick whilst lying down?
It does give you the opportunity to learn new skills though; such as ‘weeing’ into an ergonomically designed bottle and getting away with washing only ones ’smelly bits’ (whilst also horizontal) for a number of days.
The consequences of what has happened over the last month have meant that it looks unlikely that I will be able to play any significant cricket this season. The 2nd eleven season finishes in about three weeks and the county season finishes mid-September. It finishes off what has been an incredibly frustrating year and one that may well see me deemed surplus to requirements at Northants.
My next steps are to see if any other counties may be interested as I don’t foresee this injury being one that will cause me grief in the future and therefore I feel I have plenty more to give to the county game.
Failing that I will endeavour to pursue another career and try to ignite some of the irons I’ve had in the fire over the last few years… I feel there is plenty more to write on this subject and the consequential issues arising from it; so watch out for further blogs which may or may not satisfy your unquestionable thirst for all they entail…
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